Friday, May 20, 2011

May 20th Update

Good day, friends.  First and foremost, I'd like to make another apology.  I haven't been able to make a new update lately because I have been quite busy.  My mother-in-law died after a long battle against stomach cancer, I've fallen behind on sleep because of work, and I've been working on my application for the local community college.  I am indeed sorry to my many fans for not satisfying your reading aspirations. 

In the unfortunate world of my trichotillomania, I have still not pulled out ANY of my hairs.  I've had to change the bandages on my fingers a few times, but they are indeed working at a level of maximum effect.  Dr. Brown said I was his best patient and he invited me to his barbeque on Saturday.  It should be nice to find out where he lives and who his wife is.  For the first time in a long time, I feel like I'm finally winning the hard fight against this rampant trichotillomania. 

I think I'm going to ride my bike over to the gas station and get some Gatorade and a light snack.  I cashed my paycheck for being a janitor and I made over $300.  I feel the wealth sprawling out all over me. 

Did I mention my invention?  I am inventing and presenting a machine named Francine that will eat a green bean covered in sunscreen in front of the queen.  Also, did I tell you that will jump over the fence while watching the Sixth Sense starring Bruce Willis who's married to a woman named Phyllis that went to the store after fighting in the Persian Gulf War?

I have decided to become a part-time rapper!  :)

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